how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
