I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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