why didn't you poke me back
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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