I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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