There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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