pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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