the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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