What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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