Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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