I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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