Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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