On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
