Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
no more duck duck goose at the bar
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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