come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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