i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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