we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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