You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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