He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Two words: nipple clamps
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