We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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