You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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