Are we in a gay sports bar?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your penis caused this!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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