Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
