I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
