if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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