Kiss
Puke
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
