Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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