so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I have feelings that need drinking.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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