Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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