If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Holy shit dude........stairs
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
