Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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