Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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