I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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