3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
you never un-have a 4some
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
