if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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