Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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