69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
high people should be assigned attendants
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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