Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Randomize
