come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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