Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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