I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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