my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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