just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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