yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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