she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I had to cum in my sink.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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