if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
