Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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