Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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