...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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