if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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