This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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